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No Goats, No Glory

No GitzGoats, No Glory

Hey! Yeah, you. DON’T TURN AROUND DON’T TURN AROUND.  I’ve got to whisper this,

I’ve already taken a risk even talking to you.

What? I can’t hear you!

I SAID I CAN’T HEAR YO--Oh crap, they’ve seen me….

Look, just take this note, it’ll explain everything! I’ve got to go!

Dear Reader,

If you are reading this then it is likely I have been attacked and missed repeatedly by Goblins. They might have even hit me, who knows?
If I you see me down the street with a mild injury you’ll know my fate. But I want to use some of the many years left to me to explain why….

I am a very loyal person, my heart is true (
Shuttup Farstriders! I wasn’t talking to you!) and my love of Zarbag’s Gitz runs deep. But lately I…well, I fear my head may have been turned. You see I-....   Do you mind if I drop the italics? It’s murder on my throat.


Well, as you might be aware, Beastgrave is approaching like with all the subtly and stealth of a No Deal Brexit, and if Tokengate is …