Thin* Lizzies (*One is thicc) Hello! I’m not dead, I’ve just been doing other things* for a while. But I’m back, and this time it’s a bit of a different article. I promise I’ll get around to doing the backlog of Gitz related Universal Card Reviews, and the boards review from the Direchasm and Beastgrave Boxes (I turn my back on the Arena Mortis ones, with their sinful, non adjacent starting hexes). * Adeptus Titanicus, and Star Wars Legion things mostly, also work when I can’t help it. Today however. I’m going to talk about dinosaurs; how they differ from the mushroom-men I love so dearly; and why they’ve turned my head a little (Okay, a lot, but don’t let Drizgit hear that) The Starblood Stalkers are the (*counts on fingers*) fourth warband for Direchasm, and the first to really pique my interest. Having played a bunch of Magores and Wurmspat, I don’t hate the Ravagers, but they’re a tad generic, and finishing deployment with 3 starting hexes exposed to the elements just feels… ungr
Come gather 'round, fighters Wherever you roam And admit that the lethal hexes Around you have grown And accept it that soon You'll be cut to the bone If your time to you is worth savin' And you better start scurrying' Or you'll be Rocksnake Toxin’d to stone For the times they are a-changin' Come bloggers and podcasters Who prophesize with your pen And keep your eyes wide The chance won't come again And don't speak too soon For Snirk’s still in spin And there's no tellin' who That he’s splattin' For the loser in game 1 Will be later to win For the times they are a-changin' Welcome all to another update for all things Goblin! In case you’re unaware, I didn’t just quote Bob Dylan to remind you there is a creature capable of singing worse than a Goblin, we’re coming up to another seismic shift in the landscape of Warhammer Underworlds. And, no I don’t mean the very great likelihood that one of the Hedonites is likely to dethrone Gnarl a